![]() Lovebirds arguing, Trouble in Elysium? I'll just scrum these plates.I chopped those onions, With my own ex-godly hands, You'd better eat them.Oh, Magic 8 Ball, Epic fail at prophecies, Leo's ear's on fire.Tell you a story?Or I could just, like, pass out, And twitch on the couch.No building should be, A secret from Apollo, Or drop bricks on him.My last performance, Some old lady drops the mic, And kills everyone.Headless guys and gals, Not loving the Midwest vibe, Oh, look-a cheese ghost.Lester (Apollo) Still human thanks for asking, Gods, I hate my life.Want to hit Leo?/That is understandable/Hunk Muffin earned it.After the sneezing/Healing peeps, passing limericks/Worst God Award? Me.Hey, look! It's Percy/Least he could do was help out/Taught him everything.I love me some plague/When it's on the right arrow/Ka-bam! You dead, bro?.Buck-naked statue/A Neurotic Colossus/Where art thy undies?.Parting is sorrow/Nothing about it is sweet/Don't step on my face.It takes a Village/People to protect your mind/"Y.M.C.A." Yeah.Listen to the trees/The trees know what is up, yo/They know all the things.I school McCaffrey/Yo, girl, your stepdad is wack/Why won't she listen?.Nightmares of torches/And a man in purple clothes/But that's not the worst.Parenting advice:/Mamas, don't let your larvae/Grow up to be ants.I apologize/For pretty much everything/Wow, I'm a good guy.Imperators here?/Gag me with a peace symbol/Not groovy, Mama.I'm on a roll now/Boiling, burning, throwing up/Lions? Hey, why not?.Breaking my promise/Spectacularly failing/I blame Neil Diamond.Scale of one to ten/How would you rate your demise?/Thanks for your input.Armed to the eyeballs/A combat ukulele/Magic Brazil scarf.Up in my business/Always burning Oracles/Romans gonna hate.Don't paint over gods/ If you're redecorating/ That's, like, common sense.They have gone missing?/No, no, no, no, no, no, no,/ No, et cetera.The Beast is calling/Tell him I'm not here.Bowling balls of death/Rolling toward my enemies/I'll trade you problems.Tied to McCaffrey/We might end up in Lima/Harley is evil.Practice makes perfect/Ha, ha, ha, I don't think so/Ignore my sobbing.You've got to be kid–/Well, crud, what just happened there?/I ran out of syl–.Three-legged death race/Five terrible syllables/Oh, gods. ![]() Ode to a hot dog/With bug juice and tater chips/I got nothing, man.Check your spam folder/The prophecies might be there.My bus is in flames/My son is older than me/Please, Zeus, make it stop. ![]() A walk through the woods/Voices driving me bonkers/I hate spaghetti.Peaches in combat/I am hanging it up right now/My brain exploded.Tag with plague spirits/You're it, and you're infectious/Have fun with that, LOL.Aquaman driving/Couldn't possibly be worse/Oh, wait, now it is.Seven-layer dip/Chocolate chip cookies in blue/I love this woman.Casa de Jackson/No gold-plated throne for guests/Seriously dude?.Used to be goddy/Now uptown feeling shoddy/Bah, haiku don't rhyme.A girl from nowhere/Completes my embarrassment/Stupid bananas.Hoodlums punch my face' /'I would smite them if I could/Mortality blows.The books are told in the first person from Apollo's perspective. XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX, XLI, XLII, XLIII, XLIV, LVII V, VI, VII, VIII, XXI, XXII, XXIII, XXIV, XXXVII, XXVIII, XXXIX, XL ![]() IX, X, XI, XII, XXXIII, XXXIV, XXXV, XXXVI, LVIII XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XXIX, XXX, XXXI, XXXII, XLV, XLVI, XLVII, XLVIII, LIII, LIV, LV, LVI I, II, III, IV, XXV, XXVI, XXVII, XXVIII, XLIX, L, LI, LII There is a total of fifty-eight chapters. The chapters alternate between Jason, Nico, Leo, Reyna and Piper. The story is told in third person point of view and there are no chapter titles. XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX, LXV, LXVI, LXVII, LXVIII XXXIII, XXXIV, XXXV, XXXVI, LVII, LVIII, LIX, LX I, II, III, IV, XXV, XXVI, XXVII, XXVIII, LXXIII, LXXIV, LXXV, LXXVI, V, VI, VII, VIII, XXI, XXII, XXIII, XXIV, XXXVII, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XL, LIII, LIV, LV, LVI, LXIX, LXX, LXXI, LXXII XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XXIX, XXX, XXXI, XXXII, XLV, XLVI, XLVII, XLVIII, LXI, LXII, LXIII, LXIV, LXXVII, LXXVIII There is a total of seventy-eight chapters. The chapters alternate between Percy, Annabeth, Hazel, Leo, Jason, Frank and Piper.
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